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May. 22nd, 2012 10:17 pmsydney film festival! I get the emails and then think none of the films sound interesting! except for this one: Safety Not Guaranteed
anyone interested in coming with? saturday 17th at State Theatre, looks like only dress circle is left, $23 each
trailer on youtube
anyone interested in coming with? saturday 17th at State Theatre, looks like only dress circle is left, $23 each
trailer on youtube
adulthood fail
May. 19th, 2012 05:28 pmI was sure my rego for my car was due this month so I went out to check my letterbox(I...tend not to open my letter box? most things I get emailed or it goes to my mums address due to moving so much, so I usually only open it up when it is crammed full) and there was nothing in there so I went to look at my windscreen for the rego sticker. Turns out it's due August! Hurrah? But I am pretty sure my 'OMG I just ran into a Mercedes!' insurance has lapsed. Need to look into that.
today I have worked on my teen wolf pimp, made fun of
alasen having a numb face from dentistry (sorry!), bought myself used copies of Dance Central and NHL '07: All Ovie, All the time.
EB Games Guy: ::looks for the disc:: Is that the 07?
Me: Yeah, I couldn't resist if for $15.
EB GG: Yeah, it's hard to find NHL games in Australia, it's really more of an North America thing
Me: Yep.
EB GG: So you're a fan of big burly guys throwing themselves around and slamming into each other?
Me: ....yes...you could say that....
and now I make the dinners!! and wait for my teen wolf pimp to export so I can realise something is wrong with it and start from scratch for the 3rd time!! /is stupid
today I have worked on my teen wolf pimp, made fun of
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EB Games Guy: ::looks for the disc:: Is that the 07?
Me: Yeah, I couldn't resist if for $15.
EB GG: Yeah, it's hard to find NHL games in Australia, it's really more of an North America thing
Me: Yep.
EB GG: So you're a fan of big burly guys throwing themselves around and slamming into each other?
Me: ....yes...you could say that....
and now I make the dinners!! and wait for my teen wolf pimp to export so I can realise something is wrong with it and start from scratch for the 3rd time!! /is stupid
random roundup
May. 15th, 2012 08:03 pmbest phrase I have seen to describe succumbing to hockey fandom: stickholmed
work has been busy! I haven't had many thoughts this week, I have been watching a lot of reality tv!
last week the Vampire Diaries season finale made me cryyyyyyyy :(((
I have been re-reading fic lately, I really need to read books! but fic! it is usually the perfect length for my commute!
I am working on a pimp for Teen Wolf for sinpoz! be scared! also, if you are coming but haven'd paid/registered you should go do that!
alasen and I are playing lego batman again, on and off, and the villain missions are cool! I think we have been re-invigorated by the fact that lego batman 2 is out next month - IT HAS LEGO SUPERMAN THERE IS ONLY AWESOME THERE.
work has been busy! I haven't had many thoughts this week, I have been watching a lot of reality tv!
last week the Vampire Diaries season finale made me cryyyyyyyy :(((
I have been re-reading fic lately, I really need to read books! but fic! it is usually the perfect length for my commute!
I am working on a pimp for Teen Wolf for sinpoz! be scared! also, if you are coming but haven'd paid/registered you should go do that!
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May. 7th, 2012 06:31 pmI'd be happier about the LA Kings sweep if I wasn't convinced that somewhere Mike Richards is celebrating by lovingly choking Jeff Carter. I guess its okay if they are both into it, but WHAT IF Jeff thinks thats the only way Mike will want him??? ALL THE FROWNS.
( I have now watched the flyers/rangers road to the winter classic )
also, I now triple mega heart Scott Hartnell of the Flyers(process started when I watched his bid for NHL 13 cover athlete)
everyone even vaguely interested in teen wolf should go hence right now and read Darling It's No Joke by The Hoyden. futurefic au of AWESOMENESS:
The first thing Stiles thinks when he opens the door is that it’s not his birthday, but someone has sent him some kind of cop stripper. The guy is — god, he’s breathtakingly hot, and Stiles is just not this lucky in life. When he moved back to Beacon Hills after college, he had resigned himself to basically not getting laid for the two years he planned to stay.
my tv just said that avengers has had the biggest opening weekend in the US, yay hopefully this will mean even more marvel movies in the future!
( I have now watched the flyers/rangers road to the winter classic )
also, I now triple mega heart Scott Hartnell of the Flyers(process started when I watched his bid for NHL 13 cover athlete)
everyone even vaguely interested in teen wolf should go hence right now and read Darling It's No Joke by The Hoyden. futurefic au of AWESOMENESS:
The first thing Stiles thinks when he opens the door is that it’s not his birthday, but someone has sent him some kind of cop stripper. The guy is — god, he’s breathtakingly hot, and Stiles is just not this lucky in life. When he moved back to Beacon Hills after college, he had resigned himself to basically not getting laid for the two years he planned to stay.
my tv just said that avengers has had the biggest opening weekend in the US, yay hopefully this will mean even more marvel movies in the future!
road to the winter classic
May. 6th, 2012 04:08 pmI think I would be more willing to watch the actual games if all the players were miked up like they are in the road to the winter classic! So many swears! ::chin hands::
alasen was traumatised by Ovie's junk in the first ep and failed out, but I looked away at a crucial moment(proving that I will always be the cooler guy)
Just finished watching the 2011 penguins/caps and about to start the flyers/rangers, but I am a little worried as I knew some of the caps and penguins players from fic, I haven't read much flyers or rangers(apart from how claude giroux and danny brier were living together in french canadian bliss with danny's kids but then
alasen told me that they don't live together anymore ;_; )(and that the goalie for the rangers is henrik 'hair like a pelt' lunquivsstlotsofv'sandq's)(and that the rangers have a staaaaaal as well, wait is there a staaaaal agenda with the road to the winter classic? will 2013 be eric's year???)(actually maybe I do know enough!)
I HAD A POINT. Um, I think it was how much I enjoyed the first show! and the music was excellent! and how frustrated I am that googling doesn't get me a comprehensive listing of all the tracks used in all the eps. Has anyone got a complete list?
Caught up with fangirls yesterday at slashers who...meet up with other slashers? Good to see peeps! Sorry if I yelled at anyone! Or made fun of their fandom choices! Wait, I'm not sorry about that second one! ;P
I did say that I would make a hockey player attractive post at some point, like, one that is (supposedly) objective and one that is subjective! Like, ranking them according to ME! the problem I see with this is that objective vs subjective is harrrrrd. like, the russians! they are for the most part objectively fug, yet so adorbs! Also rookies. They are cute, but also they are fetus(fetuii?) and therefore there is an edge of wronginess. like i said, harrrrrrrd.
today I am CLEANING ALL THE THINGS. or at least, cleaning things until I get bored and sit around and read fanfic, so you know, 20% cleaning, 80% fanfic reading. As it should be.
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Just finished watching the 2011 penguins/caps and about to start the flyers/rangers, but I am a little worried as I knew some of the caps and penguins players from fic, I haven't read much flyers or rangers(apart from how claude giroux and danny brier were living together in french canadian bliss with danny's kids but then
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I HAD A POINT. Um, I think it was how much I enjoyed the first show! and the music was excellent! and how frustrated I am that googling doesn't get me a comprehensive listing of all the tracks used in all the eps. Has anyone got a complete list?
Caught up with fangirls yesterday at slashers who...meet up with other slashers? Good to see peeps! Sorry if I yelled at anyone! Or made fun of their fandom choices! Wait, I'm not sorry about that second one! ;P
I did say that I would make a hockey player attractive post at some point, like, one that is (supposedly) objective and one that is subjective! Like, ranking them according to ME! the problem I see with this is that objective vs subjective is harrrrrd. like, the russians! they are for the most part objectively fug, yet so adorbs! Also rookies. They are cute, but also they are fetus(fetuii?) and therefore there is an edge of wronginess. like i said, harrrrrrrd.
today I am CLEANING ALL THE THINGS. or at least, cleaning things until I get bored and sit around and read fanfic, so you know, 20% cleaning, 80% fanfic reading. As it should be.
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May. 5th, 2012 10:56 amthe temper trap's video for "I need your love" is the sequel to the Karate Kid that I need knew I needed!
i had a tough morning
May. 4th, 2012 06:17 pmugh, something in my kitchen smells. I really don't want to find out what.
morning trauma: I don't put my glasses on until after i am conscious but I often put the kettle on first, usually while brushing my teeth(don't ask). This morning I walked to the kitchen, put on the kettle, and on my way back to finish brushing my teeth I noticed that I had stepped on something as I could feel it through my sleep socks. you guys IT WAS A COCKROACH. it was the worst.
I had to throw out the socks, otherwise anytime I put any socks on i would have the lingering thought THESE ARE COCKROACH SOCKS.
happy weekend peeps!
morning trauma: I don't put my glasses on until after i am conscious but I often put the kettle on first, usually while brushing my teeth(don't ask). This morning I walked to the kitchen, put on the kettle, and on my way back to finish brushing my teeth I noticed that I had stepped on something as I could feel it through my sleep socks. you guys IT WAS A COCKROACH. it was the worst.
I had to throw out the socks, otherwise anytime I put any socks on i would have the lingering thought THESE ARE COCKROACH SOCKS.
happy weekend peeps!
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Apr. 21st, 2012 08:50 pmI posted about donating to the OTW last year - it is something I use and enjoy everyday. If something is providing a service that you need and would like to support it is worth giving either your money or your time to support. I give my money, and I support by listening to
alasen talk about how she works for the OTW :)
Take a minute to think about what value you assign to the ao3 and the OTW. do you like reading fic on the archive? Then think about donating!
alasen says it better here.
so!
also!
I took the OTW Community Survey!
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so!
also!

I took the OTW Community Survey!
today I am:
1 - sitting on my arse
2 - watching all the criminal minds
3 - wondering what skirt the 3 Tokito tops I bought this morning will go best with(30% off at Myer!)
3a - hmm, I need a white singlet to go with one of the tops, do I already have one?
4 - waiting for
alasen to come over so we can embarrass ourselves playing Star Wars Kinnect
4a - when we played the other week, she was better at using the Force and I was better at lightsabering the fuck out of everything. Which I think re-enforces my personal belief that I would be more likely to turn to the dark side.
1 - sitting on my arse
2 - watching all the criminal minds
3 - wondering what skirt the 3 Tokito tops I bought this morning will go best with(30% off at Myer!)
3a - hmm, I need a white singlet to go with one of the tops, do I already have one?
4 - waiting for
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4a - when we played the other week, she was better at using the Force and I was better at lightsabering the fuck out of everything. Which I think re-enforces my personal belief that I would be more likely to turn to the dark side.
I just pinned this but it is worth repeating:
The hottest players in the NHL
this is the best argument for hockey attractive vs actually attractive ever. Like, there seems to be people who are conventionally good looking ranked way lower due to them not being as awesome a hockey player. And vice versa, as there are people on this list at which I go, Really? REALLY?? I am looking at you Dan Girardi.
Although the crazy voices inside my mind are all, "They couldn't have found a better photo of letang? Wait, I don't even like long hair, what is my life"
Geno's hit on Sidney Crosby
and Ovie's failed hit on Chara
The hottest players in the NHL
this is the best argument for hockey attractive vs actually attractive ever. Like, there seems to be people who are conventionally good looking ranked way lower due to them not being as awesome a hockey player. And vice versa, as there are people on this list at which I go, Really? REALLY?? I am looking at you Dan Girardi.
Although the crazy voices inside my mind are all, "They couldn't have found a better photo of letang? Wait, I don't even like long hair, what is my life"
Geno's hit on Sidney Crosby
and Ovie's failed hit on Chara
bad decision bears
Apr. 18th, 2012 08:20 pmI saw battleship last night.
this review sums it up best, but see, I like explosions. My problem was I was enjoying it in a ridiculous GI Joe kind of way, there were some good one liners! and Skarsgård made up for the fact that when Taylor Friday Night Lights was wearing a hat and sunglasses I literally couldn't tell it was him. But then! they did something so unbelievable(in a movie full of stupidly unbelievable things that my enjoyment stopped and my pain began.
( (the actual tipping point for me) )
and then at the end, people in the audience CLAPPED. reader, I shouted at them.("why would you applaud that? WHY" is what I shouted) AND SO THEY CLAPPED MORE.
this review sums it up best, but see, I like explosions. My problem was I was enjoying it in a ridiculous GI Joe kind of way, there were some good one liners! and Skarsgård made up for the fact that when Taylor Friday Night Lights was wearing a hat and sunglasses I literally couldn't tell it was him. But then! they did something so unbelievable(in a movie full of stupidly unbelievable things that my enjoyment stopped and my pain began.
( (the actual tipping point for me) )
and then at the end, people in the audience CLAPPED. reader, I shouted at them.("why would you applaud that? WHY" is what I shouted) AND SO THEY CLAPPED MORE.
you guys. Rookies. They are 12 years old! it is wrong to like them! but then there is Shawsy getting a piggyback ride and the fic with him and Ryan Nugent-Hopkins getting soul bonded and then there are vids with RNH being awesome set to music from Inception....life is hard. I'm not even going to link to the video where RNH and Ebs and Hallsy get puppies. Fake get, but still! PUPPIES.
also, here is a 'because it is the Cup' ad for the Blackhawks which implies that there are only 2 players on the team. Valid.
also, here is a 'because it is the Cup' ad for the Blackhawks which implies that there are only 2 players on the team. Valid.
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Apr. 10th, 2012 07:27 pmto do:
sinpozium survey - DONE
fill out my sixteen wins brackets for the stanley cup playoffs - HARRRD
fill out the paperwork from my new job - TIME CONSUMING AND BORING
reply to comments from like a week ago - I'M WORKING ON IT
read the teen wolf story
alasen just sent me - mmmmmaybe I will do that first!
sinpozium survey - DONE
fill out my sixteen wins brackets for the stanley cup playoffs - HARRRD
fill out the paperwork from my new job - TIME CONSUMING AND BORING
reply to comments from like a week ago - I'M WORKING ON IT
read the teen wolf story
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Ugh I feel like awful
Apr. 9th, 2012 05:07 pmI am allergic to lots of things. Dogs cats dust mould etc etc. not life threatening allergic, annoying allergic. This long weekend I have fed and called in on Childhood Friends 2 cats twice, spent 2 nights in a house with 2 cats and a dog, and visited my mother who has a dog and whose house is mould dust and dog hair central. My head is full of snot and hurts :( :(
Notes to self :
finally get proper allergy test done this year
Write that post about how omg I am totally into the Stanley Cup what is this I can't even
Write another post with 'always a girl!' recs even though liking them makes me feel like I am somehow failing femisinism.
Right now I am going to read fic and wait to feel better. And berate myself for being too tightarse to buy allergy meds.
Notes to self :
finally get proper allergy test done this year
Write that post about how omg I am totally into the Stanley Cup what is this I can't even
Write another post with 'always a girl!' recs even though liking them makes me feel like I am somehow failing femisinism.
Right now I am going to read fic and wait to feel better. And berate myself for being too tightarse to buy allergy meds.
hunger games thoughts
Apr. 3rd, 2012 11:47 amgoing to see the movie and since I pretty much inhaled the books I want to get some thoughts down.
( SPOILERS FOR ALL OF THE BOOKS )
( SPOILERS FOR ALL OF THE BOOKS )
what's that you say friends list? you are wanting a 200k story about Alexander Ovechkin and a Pittsburgh Penguin who isn't Sidney Crosby? Have I got the story for you! I would like to recommend to you the Snuggling With The Enemy series by rekishi. It starts with a hookup at the All star weekend and continues with lots of Ovie hijinx and schmoop and is awesome. I have read the whole thing and I would like to say to those who may have concerns, there are no animals harmed in this fic! You will end up knowing more about the Pens and Caps than you wanted too, maybe, but it is all good!
If you need more, here is Kris Letang's wiki entry(someone likes him! so many photos, check out the hair shot especially!) and the man himself, if you need a visual cue:

uh, maybe don't look up what Ovie looks like. You'll thank me. Instead I was going to give you a gif of him being adorable and pretending to swim after getting tripped on a cable but I can't find it :( anyone??
Oh and one of the parts has a hilarious STAAL adventure in it! and sidney being a robot! and many other awesome things! read it!
If you need more, here is Kris Letang's wiki entry(someone likes him! so many photos, check out the hair shot especially!) and the man himself, if you need a visual cue:
uh, maybe don't look up what Ovie looks like. You'll thank me. Instead I was going to give you a gif of him being adorable and pretending to swim after getting tripped on a cable but I can't find it :( anyone??
Oh and one of the parts has a hilarious STAAL adventure in it! and sidney being a robot! and many other awesome things! read it!
stuff what I talked about!
Mar. 17th, 2012 11:40 pmthis came up tonight - here is the link to an article about the letters that you would get if you wrote to William Goldman about the scene of the reunion of Buttercup and Wesley in The Princess Bride.:
The book is peppered with interruptions from Goldman, telling the reader what he left out of the original text. Only once does he mention writing his own scene, a powerfully emotional reunion scene between the story’s hero, Wesley, and his true love, Buttercup. But it’s not in the book, Goldman explains, because the publisher wouldn’t allow him to put words into the great Morgenstern’s mouth. Goldman does, however, tell the reader that they can get the scene he wrote mailed to them if they write to the book’s publisher, Harcourt Brace Jovanovich. Thousands of people dutifully wrote in, who helped oblige Goldman in his trickery and multi-level storytelling. Because nobody ever got that scene. Goldman certainly never wrote one, but that wasn’t the point. The point is that, if you wrote in to HBJ (and later, Random House), you got a funny letter perpetuating the Goldman “character” and Morgenstern charade…and never the reunion scene.
The book is peppered with interruptions from Goldman, telling the reader what he left out of the original text. Only once does he mention writing his own scene, a powerfully emotional reunion scene between the story’s hero, Wesley, and his true love, Buttercup. But it’s not in the book, Goldman explains, because the publisher wouldn’t allow him to put words into the great Morgenstern’s mouth. Goldman does, however, tell the reader that they can get the scene he wrote mailed to them if they write to the book’s publisher, Harcourt Brace Jovanovich. Thousands of people dutifully wrote in, who helped oblige Goldman in his trickery and multi-level storytelling. Because nobody ever got that scene. Goldman certainly never wrote one, but that wasn’t the point. The point is that, if you wrote in to HBJ (and later, Random House), you got a funny letter perpetuating the Goldman “character” and Morgenstern charade…and never the reunion scene.
all the things! recs etc
Mar. 8th, 2012 08:10 pmhey hey! it was my last day at my job today! I am now officially unemployed! I will be taking a sanity day tomorrow and then on monday start proper job hunting, or at least registering with Temp agencies. Bring on the next thing!
in other news! I am in hockey fandom now? yeah, I don't know. It happened. and I am enjoying it? It's hard to stick to OTP's though. Apart from Dunc 'n Seabs. Dunc and Seabs FOREVER.
Saw
hnix last night! Awwww
hnix!! I have missed you! I have missed making you cry with laughter! My only regret is that perhaps I will not be able to make you choke on a drink with laughter before you go back to your cats!
other other things! I was telling people about the things! a couple of these are on my pinboard - you can follow me on pinboard(if you shell out the $! same name over there as here) or you can follow my rss feed.
* a history of american television as told by puppets - from the lone ranger to jersey shore! forgettable show with a great theme song! So many law and orders!
* the TED talk I was telling people about - the power of introverts - a really interesting speech about what introverts bring to the table, how they work and how currently our culture pushes introverts into trying to be extroverts.
* if you are only going to read one hockey rpf - my recommendation is Heart in Hand - this is the first major hockey story I read(I think the first official hockey story I read was that krazy kaner yuletide story from a few years ago) and I can 100% tell you that you do not need as much knowledge to read this as you do for other fics in the fandom. Sid had realized very early on that for better or worse, he would be linked to Alexander Ovechkin for the rest of his life. But he never expected anything like this.
* Clint/Coulson epic story - Disclosures. Long(67k!), really good, and plotty clint/coulson. What I really liked was the show and not tell, especially in the first half of the story. BUT! if you are triggery for stuff, make sure to check the tags.
Phil Coulson is miserable, distrusted by most of SHIELD, and still doesn't remember why.
It's only going to get worse before it gets better.
in other news! I am in hockey fandom now? yeah, I don't know. It happened. and I am enjoying it? It's hard to stick to OTP's though. Apart from Dunc 'n Seabs. Dunc and Seabs FOREVER.
Saw
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other other things! I was telling people about the things! a couple of these are on my pinboard - you can follow me on pinboard(if you shell out the $! same name over there as here) or you can follow my rss feed.
* a history of american television as told by puppets - from the lone ranger to jersey shore! forgettable show with a great theme song! So many law and orders!
* the TED talk I was telling people about - the power of introverts - a really interesting speech about what introverts bring to the table, how they work and how currently our culture pushes introverts into trying to be extroverts.
* if you are only going to read one hockey rpf - my recommendation is Heart in Hand - this is the first major hockey story I read(I think the first official hockey story I read was that krazy kaner yuletide story from a few years ago) and I can 100% tell you that you do not need as much knowledge to read this as you do for other fics in the fandom. Sid had realized very early on that for better or worse, he would be linked to Alexander Ovechkin for the rest of his life. But he never expected anything like this.
* Clint/Coulson epic story - Disclosures. Long(67k!), really good, and plotty clint/coulson. What I really liked was the show and not tell, especially in the first half of the story. BUT! if you are triggery for stuff, make sure to check the tags.
Phil Coulson is miserable, distrusted by most of SHIELD, and still doesn't remember why.
It's only going to get worse before it gets better.