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Jul. 30th, 2003 03:30 pm+ It's not a good idea to mock a book about astrology someone is buying for their mother. Because, hey, then they tell you that their mother is a syndicated astrologer in magazines. And then you feel like an idiot.
+ I dreamt last night that I was visiting someone who worked for the mob and they had had a fire and all of the strongboxes containing the cash had burnt. The man who was opening up the strongboxes and poring out the ashes of the money told me that the Trickyfish syndicate were not going to be happy about this. Not happy at all.
+ I want to see the JC appearance on the Tom Green show. ""
+ Is it wrong to think that a character in a book named 'Howie P' is a boyband shoutout? Maybe I could believe in my theory more if the book had other badly disguised boyband names. Like, Nick Wagoneer and AJ MacLeod. And they could sing songs like "Display To Me The Definition Of Being Alone", "I Would Like You To Give Me Something In The Particular Way That I Enjoy" and "Stop Messing Around (With My Emotions)"
+ I dreamt last night that I was visiting someone who worked for the mob and they had had a fire and all of the strongboxes containing the cash had burnt. The man who was opening up the strongboxes and poring out the ashes of the money told me that the Trickyfish syndicate were not going to be happy about this. Not happy at all.
+ I want to see the JC appearance on the Tom Green show. ""
+ Is it wrong to think that a character in a book named 'Howie P' is a boyband shoutout? Maybe I could believe in my theory more if the book had other badly disguised boyband names. Like, Nick Wagoneer and AJ MacLeod. And they could sing songs like "Display To Me The Definition Of Being Alone", "I Would Like You To Give Me Something In The Particular Way That I Enjoy" and "Stop Messing Around (With My Emotions)"
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Date: 2003-07-29 11:32 pm (UTC)AHAHAHAHAAA! "The Circumference Of My Internal Blood-Circulator", "A Greater Amount", ""Aquire A New Significant Other", "Bigger Than Animate".
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Date: 2003-07-29 11:41 pm (UTC)And also;
"If You Desire To Be A Nice Female(Aquire For Yourself A Defective Male)
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Date: 2003-07-30 12:25 am (UTC)"I Made Use of That Contraption They Call A Telephone."
"The Ideal Piece of Electrical Equipment."
But is he AJ MacLeod of the Clan MacLeod? Brian Figurative?
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Date: 2003-07-30 12:28 am (UTC)This took me a minute, but bwahahahaha. I think that my favorite is "I Would Like You To Give Me Something In The Particular Way That I Enjoy", though.
(Leaving now. Really. As soon as I get dressed.)
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Date: 2003-07-30 03:20 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-07-29 11:59 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-07-30 12:00 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-07-30 03:17 am (UTC)"We're gonna make you an offer you can't refuse. Do what we say, or we'll snark at you and poke you annoyingly until you give in!"