pinched from iibnf who pinched it from someone else...

[meelie]

If my life had a fandom:

a. Who would the 'shippers pair me with?

a. meelie/Boss Type Guy theirloveissoofficebased!!!!1!!one! but really, no.

b. Who would the slashers pair me with?

b. I have the feeling that the slasher would pair me with alasen. It would be a very Mulder/Krycek type 'ship, what with all her abuse and hitting of me :P

c. What would a Mary Sue in my fandom be like OR who is mostly likely to be turned into Canon Sue?

c. A Mary Sue in the meelie fandom would be a new girl who moves into my house! and she's perfect! and beautiful! and reveals that all my other housemates hate me and are horrible and that she is the only one for me!!1! or she magically fixes my life and sets me up with the person of her choice!

d. When did I / will I jump the shark?

d. meelie jumped the shark in that episode post about the board games. Or maybe the one about Paris Hilton and Nick Carters' genius blonde children. But definitely jumped. Get out now! While you still can!(but my spin-off will be fab. Think more 'Xena', than 'The Lone Gunmen')

e. Write a one sentence summary of the story that would win the Best Fanfic Award in my fandom.

e. 'It's not manipulation if they go along with it' meelie POV, humour, gen.

I'm trying to think of a summary for a good meelie AU, but it's harder than I thought.

but ew, the people who write meelie/mayleigh twincest? are wrong and bad and are going to hell. the special hell, even.

Comments

[hnix.livejournal.com]

I'm trying to think of a summary for a good meelie AU, but it's harder than I thought.

Meelie fights crime! With the help of her liason from the Canadian Consulate, Alasen!

[meelie.livejournal.com]

hee!

"She's a liason from the Canadian Consulate, she's a meelie on the edge! They fight crime!!1!"

[alasen.livejournal.com]

I was about to say ::with narrowed eyes:: why am I always the sidekick? But if it's DS then I'm the STAR! ME ME ME ME!

:: goes back to the consulate::

[meelie.livejournal.com]

We never said you were Fraser. Maybe you are Turnbull. Sidekick! and comedy relief!

And everyone knows that Diefenbaker is the star of dS.

[hnix.livejournal.com]

Yes! And there is a small bit bitter and vocal portion of the fandom that complains about the fact that TPTB market it as the Meelie Show when in fact it is ALL ABOUT ALASEN!

I briefly considered making you a sidekick. But then I realised that you'd hit me.

[meelie.livejournal.com]

And dude? Now that I think about it, you are a founding member of the meelie fandom! Look at your fab piece of meelie fanart there! Aw. You're my biggest fan! Why, you're practically a BNF!

[hnix.livejournal.com]

Yes! And I make fanart for others. I am the Meelie fandom, dammit. ::basks in BNF-ness::