oh, bitchcakes
Feb. 9th, 2006 07:49 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
meeliegod, how I wish the badly singing teenage boys with an acoustic guitar would SHUT THE FUCK UP!
work related, the program that we use at my work is a syphilitic crack whore of a system. Okay, maybe the program(which will remain nameless in this post) isn't strictly to blame, the stupid IT people who put in a change recently(in 2 related systems) and have fucked up my job for the last 2 weeks are syphilitic crack whores.
To burn the pain of my job out of my brain I have been reading more romances. I am on a romance kick. I don't expect it to last much longer. I read another vampire romance yesterday(so bad, and yet, not a duck-hunter book!) and a Julia Quinn book today(no mallet of death though, so only so-so). The vampire romance was one of maggie shayne's wings of the night books that I found in target for 20c and clearly, it was worth every cent. This chick, who is half-human, half vampire has blood that can make you practically immortal and gets knocked up by a vampire who should be sterile, because her insides are so potent it brought his sperm back to life. dude. I had to desperately try not to break into hysterics on the train. let me quote you the badness:
"...I believe that when your sperm cells entered her body, they were...healed. Revivified by that slight healing energy she's always possessed. They were brought back to life. She made you fertile again. Probably only with her though."
work related, the program that we use at my work is a syphilitic crack whore of a system. Okay, maybe the program(which will remain nameless in this post) isn't strictly to blame, the stupid IT people who put in a change recently(in 2 related systems) and have fucked up my job for the last 2 weeks are syphilitic crack whores.
To burn the pain of my job out of my brain I have been reading more romances. I am on a romance kick. I don't expect it to last much longer. I read another vampire romance yesterday(so bad, and yet, not a duck-hunter book!) and a Julia Quinn book today(no mallet of death though, so only so-so). The vampire romance was one of maggie shayne's wings of the night books that I found in target for 20c and clearly, it was worth every cent. This chick, who is half-human, half vampire has blood that can make you practically immortal and gets knocked up by a vampire who should be sterile, because her insides are so potent it brought his sperm back to life. dude. I had to desperately try not to break into hysterics on the train. let me quote you the badness:
"...I believe that when your sperm cells entered her body, they were...healed. Revivified by that slight healing energy she's always possessed. They were brought back to life. She made you fertile again. Probably only with her though."
