tales from a cubicle

meelie is walking past a co-workers desk and spies a copy of that always fabulously accurate magazine, new weekly

meelie: Do you mind if I have a quick flick through?
co-worker #1: No problem, it belongs to co-worker no #2, you can probably have it.
meelie: Nah, I just want to flick

flick, flick, bitchy comment about britney to co-worker #1, at sight of pic of Paris and Nick together with sidebar about how she appeared with bruises after they broke up defend Nick loudly to all present, flick, flick, pause

meelie: Uh, co-worker #2? Do you mind if I rip out a page?
co-worker #2: No. What page?
meelie: This page with OMG HAWT JC PICTURE AND INTERVIEW! this guy on it.
co-worker #2: Who is he?
meelie: He was in nsync.
co-worker #2: Is he the one with that song?
meelie: All Day Long I Dream About Sex? Yeah. His whole album's about sex.
co-worker #2:(inspecting page) He's kinda cute.
meelie: Dude, he's totally hot. Um, yes.

meelie steals page and scurries back to her desk