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If my life had a fandom:
a. Who would the 'shippers pair me with?
a. meelie/Boss Type Guy theirloveissoofficebased!!!!1!!one! but really, no.
b. Who would the slashers pair me with?
b. I have the feeling that the slasher would pair me with![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
alasen. It would be a very Mulder/Krycek type 'ship, what with all her abuse and hitting of me :P
c. What would a Mary Sue in my fandom be like OR who is mostly likely to be turned into Canon Sue?
c. A Mary Sue in themeelie fandom would be a new girl who moves into my house! and she's perfect! and beautiful! and reveals that all my other housemates hate me and are horrible and that she is the only one for me!!1! or she magically fixes my life and sets me up with the person of her choice!
d. When did I / will I jump the shark?
d.meelie jumped the shark in that episode post about the board games. Or maybe the one about Paris Hilton and Nick Carters' genius blonde children. But definitely jumped. Get out now! While you still can!(but my spin-off will be fab. Think more 'Xena', than 'The Lone Gunmen')
e. Write a one sentence summary of the story that would win the Best Fanfic Award in my fandom.
e. 'It's not manipulation if they go along with it' meelie POV, humour, gen.
I'm trying to think of a summary for a good meelie AU, but it's harder than I thought.
but ew, the people who writemeelie/mayleigh twincest? are wrong and bad and are going to hell. the special hell, even.
a. Who would the 'shippers pair me with?
a. meelie/Boss Type Guy theirloveissoofficebased!!!!1!!one! but really, no.
b. Who would the slashers pair me with?
b. I have the feeling that the slasher would pair me with
alasen. It would be a very Mulder/Krycek type 'ship, what with all her abuse and hitting of me :Pc. What would a Mary Sue in my fandom be like OR who is mostly likely to be turned into Canon Sue?
c. A Mary Sue in the
meelie fandom would be a new girl who moves into my house! and she's perfect! and beautiful! and reveals that all my other housemates hate me and are horrible and that she is the only one for me!!1! or she magically fixes my life and sets me up with the person of her choice!d. When did I / will I jump the shark?
d.
meelie jumped the shark in that e. Write a one sentence summary of the story that would win the Best Fanfic Award in my fandom.
e. 'It's not manipulation if they go along with it' meelie POV, humour, gen.
I'm trying to think of a summary for a good meelie AU, but it's harder than I thought.
but ew, the people who write
meelie/mayleigh twincest? are wrong and bad and are going to hell. the special hell, even.
