venting my pancreas

I want Freedom furniture to deliver The Lounge That Ate My Credit Card now! nownownow! I fell asleep on the floor last night. On the floor. I want to be able to fall asleep in front of the television on a lounge or sofa or even an ottoman just like real people everyone else! Why am I being denied this basic right of humanity? Because of Freedom and their infernal 4 weeks till delivery. That's why. I have no money and nothing to sit on to vent my spleen.

what exactly about the spleen is so vent-worthy? Why don't people vent their lungs? or their livers? ::ponders::

I'm gonna go update my user info or something and continue to try and avoid the pile of work on my desk.

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I always forget how amazingly un self-aware I am. Kinda like how I always forget how afraid phobic of heights I am(High Ropes Course? No worries! I love climbing trees with only a robe and a piece of metal between me and a fall to my messy death!), looking at my user info trying to think of interests to add I draw a blank. I know I'm interested in lots of things. Aren't I? I ended up adding some popslashy type ones, smock and mock. Somehow I'm thinking the other people who have smock and mock listed mean the same thing I do(rather like 'the fcc')

The other thing that brought to my mind how little I know myself was reading "Microserfs" by Douglas Coupland, which I'm enjoying a lot and at a point early on the main character is listing his, and what he imagines his friends, top 7 dream Jeopardy! categories would be. Neat! thought I, What would mine be? And only came up with 2;

Bad Movies Of The 80's and 90's

My brothers, the idiots

I'm sure there should be others like, Obscure Buffy Trivia, Backstories of Various Comic Book Heroes and George Lucas: Genius or Just Real Lucky? but they don't seem to really ring true as my *dream* categories.

So tell me what your dream Jeopardy! categories would be! Or make up some funny ones for me. Either's good :)