May. 11th, 2003
randomness
May. 11th, 2003 11:59 pmI'm bored, so I shall tell you all a random story from the life of meelie.
Last night I was shaving my legs in the shower, it was all going as usual despite the fact that the cd player-y bit of the stereo is busted(we think it's full of bugs - don't ask), so I was listening to the radio. It was very late at night and my favourite radio station was playing shite, so I spin the dial around and find a song I don't half hate and then when I'm trapped in the shower they start playing songs I hate. And then "Rock Your Body", continuing Mr Timberlake's stalking of me via that song. So back to the story - In the shower, washed hair, shaving my legs and then I get distracted or something and I cut myself, pretty badly with the fucking crappy safety razor. I have a gash about 3 inches long and pretty deep in the middle of it, just above my knee. Stung like anything. This was done with a safety razor I'd like to point out. Not just any safety razor, but the extremely cheap, pink disposable one I stole from Childhood Friend a few months ago. I never buy razors myself actually now I think about it, just steal cheap ones from her every time the last one I'd stolen from her turns all rusty and I start worrying about tetanus.
Showed Childhood Friend my battle scar and she's all "How the hell did you do that?". I'm like, "Your razor turned on me", and she couldn't believe that a crappy pink razor could do so much damage. Neither could I really.
So the moral of this extremely boring story is, Justin Timberlake causes people to cut their legs while shaving. Or maybe it's to not shave your legs late at night. Or to not shave your legs at all.
Last night I was shaving my legs in the shower, it was all going as usual despite the fact that the cd player-y bit of the stereo is busted(we think it's full of bugs - don't ask), so I was listening to the radio. It was very late at night and my favourite radio station was playing shite, so I spin the dial around and find a song I don't half hate and then when I'm trapped in the shower they start playing songs I hate. And then "Rock Your Body", continuing Mr Timberlake's stalking of me via that song. So back to the story - In the shower, washed hair, shaving my legs and then I get distracted or something and I cut myself, pretty badly with the fucking crappy safety razor. I have a gash about 3 inches long and pretty deep in the middle of it, just above my knee. Stung like anything. This was done with a safety razor I'd like to point out. Not just any safety razor, but the extremely cheap, pink disposable one I stole from Childhood Friend a few months ago. I never buy razors myself actually now I think about it, just steal cheap ones from her every time the last one I'd stolen from her turns all rusty and I start worrying about tetanus.
Showed Childhood Friend my battle scar and she's all "How the hell did you do that?". I'm like, "Your razor turned on me", and she couldn't believe that a crappy pink razor could do so much damage. Neither could I really.
So the moral of this extremely boring story is, Justin Timberlake causes people to cut their legs while shaving. Or maybe it's to not shave your legs late at night. Or to not shave your legs at all.