now I know how iibnf feels all the time

I always use my initials (which are AJ which gives me a little bsb fun while I'm at it) when I order at coffee places, as I figure it's harder to get that wrong. But today I get 'AJam' on my cup. ::puts on her Bernard from 'Black Books' voice:: Jam Jam Jam!

what was the second thing I was gonna blither about? hmm. Well, I watched and forced others in my house to watch Jurassic Park III last night, but had to contain my squee over the cuteness that is Alan and Billy. Aw. Hat love!

But that wasn't the second thing. My bruises from paintball on Sunday have turned all kinds of pretty colours and I'm walking funny from all the strained muscles in my leg. but the best bruises are in places that I can't show off to people. Not fair.

That still wasn't the second thing. Maybe there was no second thing.

where will it end?

They were talking about the wardrobe malfunction on Triple J seemingly everytime I had on the radio today. And now by beloved Sluggy Freelance is getting in on it as well.

It is clearly a phrase that has taken on a life of it's own.

Strippers will be soon known by their new job description of wardrobe malfunction specialists.