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kinky, yo
So I'm sitting here on my bed with my hair in braids wearing my boxer shorts, a concert tee and my Big! Black! Shiny! New! BOOTS!!!
And they were on sale!!! Reduced from $70 to $40, and today? $20!!!1! Last pair! and in my size! <3
I actually have them on now to stretch them out a bit as they are way tight around my fat fat calves but they're zipped up and lookin' mighty spiff. Oh how I adore thee, shiny new knee high boots. You also make me feel nice and tall with your 2 inch heel. all the better to grind down my enemies! mwahaha!
And they were on sale!!! Reduced from $70 to $40, and today? $20!!!1! Last pair! and in my size! <3
I actually have them on now to stretch them out a bit as they are way tight around my fat fat calves but they're zipped up and lookin' mighty spiff. Oh how I adore thee, shiny new knee high boots. You also make me feel nice and tall with your 2 inch heel. all the better to grind down my enemies! mwahaha!
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He still gives me the look when I try to kidnap him though. ::points at icon::
My new boots shall be my secret weapon against him! He cannot go against The Boots!!
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