kinky, yo

[meelie]

So I'm sitting here on my bed with my hair in braids wearing my boxer shorts, a concert tee and my Big! Black! Shiny! New! BOOTS!!!

And they were on sale!!! Reduced from $70 to $40, and today? $20!!!1! Last pair! and in my size! <3

I actually have them on now to stretch them out a bit as they are way tight around my fat fat calves but they're zipped up and lookin' mighty spiff. Oh how I adore thee, shiny new knee high boots. You also make me feel nice and tall with your 2 inch heel. all the better to grind down my enemies! mwahaha!

Comments

[sinden.livejournal.com]

They sound like they are definitely 'Muwahahaha' boots.

[meelie.livejournal.com]

they totally are! I triplemegaheart them already!

[sinden.livejournal.com]

So are you doing the Chant of Joy?

Boots. Pants. Amok. Mock. Mock!

[meelie.livejournal.com]

For 'boots' it's more of a bellowing/drawn out triumphant cry of:

Booooooooooooooooooots!!!

[sinden.livejournal.com]

Yup, that sounds about right.

[althea5000.livejournal.com]

hee hee hee. You crack me up. (this is meant in a good way.)

Boots!

[meelie.livejournal.com]

BOOOOOOOOOOTS!!
(you kind of have to imagine me bellowing it but you get the idea ;)

I use my xena icon as it is most appropriate for boot-ness

[eponymous.livejournal.com]

Mmm, boots. AJ won't be able to resist you when you try to kidnap him now!

Mwahaha?

[meelie.livejournal.com]

Mwahaha!!1!

He still gives me the look when I try to kidnap him though. ::points at icon::

My new boots shall be my secret weapon against him! He cannot go against The Boots!!

[eponymous.livejournal.com]

Dude, nobody can resist The Boots! AJ will be a puddle of melty-boy at your feet.