I kid you not

Today at work we got an email containing the following:

My name is Bruce Wayne,

If you have any problems please do not hesitate to contact me.

...

So clearly the method we should use to contact him is the Bat Signal.

bad meelie. no cookie.

I was thinking about doing the 'put stuff in a box to tell someone stuff about you blah blah blah' meme when I realised that the perfect answer to give is that in my box is nothing! absolutely nothing! stupid! you so stupid!